What the fuck, fundies?
Missouri lawmakers: Having fun has been declared illegal
Categories: Legislation, Sex


Somebody somewhere (read: Senator Bartle) thinks that naked women and booze are some kind of ugly scar across America, and he’s doing his part to make sure those things are no longer legal within the beautiful state of Missouri. As if there wasn’t already enough of a lack of things to do in the state, now gentlemen (and ladies!) with an appreciate for the female form accompanied by some light drinking will have to leave the state in order to do so.

Of course, this kind of fun should never have been legal in the first place. After all, it is the purpose of the law to ensure that all citizens are not having fun (or at least, no more fun than their allowed daily quota), and we all know that boobs and booze (together, specifically) go way over that limit. Thank god we have Senator Bartle to speak up for you and me, so that we don’t have to.

Seriously? I sense an increase of Christian fundamentalist ideas across the US and it really fucking scares me. This is ridiculous.


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